Uhh... so we've got a lot to share with you all. So strap in, pals.
Your chick, she so thirsty [for pole dance]
That's right. Summer school. 🌞🏫 During the months of June, July, & August we are giving all students a challenge! Each challenge will have tiers and prizes for those who participate! Participation is free, and there's no penalty for not completing the challenge (so there's no reason to not participate, is what I'm trying to say here 😬).
Reach top or mid tier for each challenge in June, July, & August and be entered to win 1 of 3 free workshop passes for Tiffany Rose this coming October (10/9 & 10/10)! Who is she? Patience, my sweet child. We will get to that.
So what's the June challenge?
During the summer months we loose a bit of our pole/aerial knowledge (not unlike grade school). And coming back in the fall having lost a bit of progress in our pole/aerial journeys can be super frustrating. So, we challenge you all to keep doing what you love, keep making progress! And we'll give you a present.
Rules & Bits
Commit to 1, 2, or 3 classes per week for the month of June.
You'll track your progress at either studio on a cute little personal calendar using stickers (nice).
Gotta come to class for it to count! Can't make them pole gainz sitting on the couch. Virtual classes & Open practice (open pole/aerial) are excluded. Any and all in-person classes count. This is the perfect time to try something new and meet those traincation goals!
Top Tier - 12+ classes for the month
2nd Tier - 8-11 classes for the month
3rd Tier - 4-7 classes for the month
Do we know what the prizes are yet? No. But we've been flirting with the idea of a fanny pack with "shut your whore mouth" written on it.. so.. let us know if that tickles your fancy like it's tickled us! In the past we've given out t-shirts, enamel pins, tote bags, notebooks, & grip bags.
If you have questions, please let us know!
Cool, so who is Tiffany Rose?
Let me show you.. let me lure you into Tiffany Rose with the siren song that is Chino Moreno's voice. Watch the video & get excited about this graceful goth princess!
Did ya watch it? Eh?
That's her! She's coming to Columbus! We're freaking JAZZED! You can also stalk her on instagram @TiffanyRosePoledancer. While we're not selling passes to her workshops just yet, you can read about the workshops we'll be offering here:
Why are we giving away the passes? Well Gabo's happy self (that's me!) purchased 3 passes last year and is currently pregnant and due in November. She'll be much to pregnant to participate come October. So we're raffling off her passes! Complete some challenges! Get a pass!
If you've been in recently, you may have noticed a new tank top with our circle logo in rainbow! This tank is $25, and for all sales of this shirt in the month of June, a portion of the proceeds will be donated to Kaleidoscope Youth Center (learn more here). So come in, get some swag, & support the kids!
We also have some other tops that have been ordered and should be in later this month, so keep an eye out.
New Merch? My body is ready.
One Last Thing & Then You Can Go
We're breaking up with Mindbody. I know. It's not them, it's us. Kinda. We've found that we like the user interface and feel of Wix a lot more. We're also already paying for Wix & as much as it weirds us out to say this, we are a business and need to keep cost in mind. So we're kicking MindBody to the curb ✌
What does this mean for you? This means that you'll purchase passes and register for class directly on our website, instead of through MindBody. This change won't take effect until possibly August. Don't worry, we will be providing much more information as we get all of our ducks in a row. In fact, you'll probably be sick of hearing about it by the time we make the transition.
Okay, that's it. You can leave now. Bye. See you in class!